By Sue Townsend
Adrian Mole: The Prostrate Years is the 8th e-book in Sue Townsend's brilliantly humorous Adrian Mole series.
Sunday 1st July
NO SMOKING DAY
A momentous day! Smoking in a public position or workplace is forbidden in England. although in case you a lunatic, a prisoner, an MP or a member of the Royal kinfolk you're exempt.
Adrian Mole is thirty-nine and 1 / 4. He lives within the kingdom in a semi-detached switched over pigsty together with his spouse Daisy and their daughter. His mom and dad George and Pauline stay within the adjacent pigsty. yet all isn't really well.
The secondhand bookstall during which Adrian works is threatened with closure. The spark has fizzled out of his marriage. His mom is threatening to put in writing her autobiography (A woman known as Shit). And Adrian's nightly journeys to the rest room became alarmingly common . . .
Bestselling writer Sue Townsend has been Britain's favorite comedian author for over 3 decades.
'A journey de strength by way of a comic book genius and if it isn't the easiest e-book released this yr, I'll consume my bookshelf' day-by-day Mail, Books of the Year
'Effortlessly hilarious. outstanding satire and tragedy' The Times
'Hilarious. comedian gold' Sunday Times
Sue Townsend is Britain's favorite comedian writer. Her highly profitable novels comprise 8 Adrian Mole books, The Public Confessions of a Middle-Aged girl (Aged 55), quantity Ten, Ghost childrens, The Queen and that i, Queen Camilla and the lady Who Went to mattress For a Year, all of that are hugely acclaimed bestsellers. She has additionally written quite a few well-received performs. She lives in Leicester, the place she used to be born and grew up.
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